12個只有女人才會淚懂的「胸部妳可不可以乖一點」超級生活困擾。

1. 當妳穿太貼身的上衣時,妳會不時提心吊膽,深怕一個不小心乳頭就擅自跑出來和大家打招呼!   2. 當妳的內衣「位移」時,妳得找個隱密的地方「喬一下」,讓胸部歸位!   沒喬好總覺得渾身不對勁嘛~ 廣告1    3. 有時候妳會碰上,沒有乾淨的內衣可穿的窘境…..  

April 4, 2016
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1. 當妳穿太貼身的上衣時,妳會不時提心吊膽,深怕一個不小心乳頭就擅自跑出來和大家打招呼!

When you get filled with dread because you KNOW your nipples will be waving hello to everyone.

 

2. 當妳的內衣「位移」時,妳得找個隱密的地方「喬一下」,讓胸部歸位!

When your boobs are drooping and you have to reach in to pull them back up.
 
沒喬好總覺得渾身不對勁嘛~
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3. 有時候妳會碰上,沒有乾淨的內衣可穿的窘境…..

The horror of running out of good clean bras, and having to reach into the back of your closet for THAT bra.
 
這時只能回去衣櫃翻出那件已經被淘汰的內衣了…

 

4. 當妳的內衣太緊的時候,妳會感覺胸部被束縛住了,好像有人掐著妳,讓妳很難呼吸!

When your bra is too tight and your boobs have suddenly morphed into a shelf that is slowly suffocating you.
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5. 每當妳看到殺很大的美胸廣告時,妳會心裡OS:「少在那邊騙了!」

When you see a nice pair of tits and you don't know why gravity hates yours so much.
 
卻又忍不住低頭看看自己的….為什麼地心引力一直纏著我不放啦!
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6. 當有人撞到妳的胸部時,心裡一陣@!#$%^&*

When someone rolls over onto your nipple.
 
或是妳自己去撞到也是一樣~

 

7. 當妳穿著平口洋裝時,妳總覺得不太自在….因為妳知道,大家都會看著妳,心想:「嗯,她穿無肩帶內衣~」

When everyone knows that you're wearing a strapless bra because it currently ain't where it should be.

 

8. 當妳的胸部開始脹痛時,妳就知道接下來不會有什麼好事了!

When your boobs start to hurt like shit and you know that nothing good is coming to your life.
 
該死的月經又來了….

 

9. 當妳在公共場合,突然感覺胸部癢癢的時候,妳內心會一直糾結,「到底要不要抓?真的很癢…可是…」

When your boobs won't stop itching no matter how much you tell them that you're in a public place.
 
這絕對是人生前十大難題!

 

10. 當妳感覺胸部「長大」時妳一定都不會開心,因為那是月經要來的徵兆….

When you're on your period so you know you're about to get your monthly quadboob visitor.

 

11. 當妳知道妳已經過了青春期,胸前卻還長痘痘的時候:

When you're pretty sure you're a grown-ass woman and then your chest breaks out in zits.
 
因為妳很清楚,這純粹只是妳太晚睡,跟青春痘一點都沒有關係 (淚)

 

12. 最後,每當妳跑的時候,妳的胸部都會在那邊亂晃:

And finally, when you have to run but your boobs are sitting still about as well as antsy kids in the backseat of a car.
 
就跟大人開車、小孩坐在後座吵鬧一樣,「可不可給我安靜一下!」

來源:BuzzFeed

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